seductive lord of thunder

ships: thor/loki, thor/loki/sylvie, thor/valkyrie, thor/self-respect, thor/quill, thor/jane's heel, thor/healthy family relationships (jk his beef is mostly with odin lol). i'll try anything once. bring me all your mcu people, thor loves to feel important ♥

please note i'll never sneak in some surprise thorki (or any other ship for that matter) bc i'm not a complete animal

smut: you know it babey!! 👍👍👍

tagging: i am a repeat shopper at Backtags R' Us. i have a rewards card.

style: present tense, i'll match in brackets/prose but not in length lmao i don't know how to shut up :')

canons: default set around ragnarok for maximized dipshittery/minimized melodrama but dude is a smooth 1500 actual years old so take your pick. down to clown at the au circus too. jotun!thor? long-term gladiator imprisonment? party thor/guardian of the multiverse?? HIT. ME. TF UP!!! i'm presently reading a bunch of thor comics so i might draw on some of that for inspiration and blank-filling but don't worry about being comics familiar - it'll all be mcu-ified and contextualized. that being said, if you have some comics stuff you wanna reference, have at it!

p.s. in this house we love and respect fat thor!! 🧎‍♂️ all thors are good thors!!

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